The last few days have been a flurry of writing stuff.
I’ve got an article to submit to Frontline, our professional magazine about my “approach” to continence management. So, 600 words to try and turn “mostly just fart jokes” into something that sounds professional, or, at least, won’t get me struck off.
I’ve got a Fringe Show to write…yep, less than a week to go and it’s still a bunch of scribbles in half a dozen notebooks. But, it’ll have to wait because I’ve got to get a script together for the telly.
This Morning (http://www.itv.com/thismorning) are going to put me on live tv on Tuesday to talk about continence with Dr Chris Steele, Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford..
So, if you want to see me try very, very hard not to say “labia” on live tv, tune into “This Morning”, ITV on Tuesday morning.